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humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

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donechesters:

sorry I didn’t know I needed the TARDIS to access my chemistry homework

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  • Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
  • People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
  • I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
  • People don’t ask me for requests.
  • I don’t have a lot to offer.
  • most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
  • i LOVE every little follower of mine 

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monobeartheater:

djsais:

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june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

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elsuzu:

blue-author:

babybutta:

clavid:

shakeitoffs:

lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

KILL HIM

This is a true fuck boy.

I like how “The hacking story is too big to ignore.” somehow implicitly necessitates that he participates in the invasion of privacy.

Yes, we shouldn’t be ignoring the story. But we—especially those of us who pretend to be journalists for a living—should be finding out as much as possible about the hackers and shedding as much daylight as possible on them. They’re the story.

bad people make bad decisions i guess?

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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